One day I'll get really drunk

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
10/23/2014 at 07:28 • Filed to: None

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And buy a low mileage Allroad.


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Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > My citroen won't start
10/23/2014 at 07:30

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a friend of mine has one turned up to 470hp with the 6 speed manual, in black like that. I love that car to pieces


Kinja'd!!! BATC42 > My citroen won't start
10/23/2014 at 08:03

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Why low mileage ? A friend of mine has 2008 (or something like that) Allroad with the 3.0L TDI engine. It had close to 300,000km last time I saw it (so probably more now). It's used everyday, and even to tow the rally car.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > BATC42
10/23/2014 at 08:09

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Because the one I want is the least reliable car known to man, the Biturbo 2003 with air suspension.


Kinja'd!!! sefeing, actually bought an E46 > My citroen won't start
10/23/2014 at 08:50

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Biturbo 6 speed? Sign me up! I know someone with said car. And am immensely jealous. That said, I've heard air suspension is expensive to fix. Still want.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > My citroen won't start
10/23/2014 at 08:51

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And that will be a glorious day.


Kinja'd!!! Fed(oo=[][]=oo)uken > My citroen won't start
10/23/2014 at 08:51

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Like really drunk. And then repeat as needed when the repair bill comes in.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > 505Turbeaux
10/23/2014 at 08:57

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The biturbo?


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > My citroen won't start
10/23/2014 at 09:04

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yup, 2.7. Thing looks bone stock and is a monster, just a little louder than stock


Kinja'd!!! KatzManDu > My citroen won't start
10/23/2014 at 09:05

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This, and soup up the engine with all the S4 mods, RS4 turbos, intercoolers, injectors, etc.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > sefeing, actually bought an E46
10/23/2014 at 09:08

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I'm used to failing air suspensions haha.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Fed(oo=[][]=oo)uken
10/23/2014 at 09:09

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The whole maintenance bit of ownership will be solely based on gin.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/23/2014 at 09:14

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The most incredible of days


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > KatzManDu
10/23/2014 at 09:23

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And keep the exterior all stock.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > My citroen won't start
10/23/2014 at 09:25

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Luckily, it'll need to be towed home, so you won't have to drive it home while drunk ;)


Kinja'd!!! KatzManDu > My citroen won't start
10/23/2014 at 09:29

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Yes.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > 505Turbeaux
10/23/2014 at 09:29

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That sounds like an incredible idea, I'm jelly.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > shop-teacher
10/23/2014 at 09:33

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The whole maintenance part of ownership will be based on gin and tonic.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > My citroen won't start
10/23/2014 at 09:56

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As it should be.


Kinja'd!!! sefeing, actually bought an E46 > My citroen won't start
10/23/2014 at 11:32

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perfect candidate then! :)


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > My citroen won't start
10/23/2014 at 13:06

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Im close to that. I just dont have the air suspension.

Or I could put the Allroads air suspension on the S4


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > My citroen won't start
10/23/2014 at 16:48

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Haha as long as you have someone to drive it home for you.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > sefeing, actually bought an E46
10/28/2014 at 08:37

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There is a range rover driving around here with a broken air suspension, hilarious.